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These are soft Women's 100% cotton Crew Tees.
Fabric:
100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
4.3 oz.
32 singles
fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
7.2 oz./lin. yd.
Features:
1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar with front coverstitch
Tear-away label
Sizes: XS-3XL